The recording eventually permeated Captain Trish Sanders' mind-fog. Like a persistent gnat, the reawakening program had mithered her subconscious for days.
As Trish's brain rebooted from stasis, the hum and gentle reverberation of the shuttle transporting her and her two crewmates to the exomoon Kepler-1708b-I coalesced into familiar white noise.
After travelling at one-quarter lightspeed for 22,400 years, adrenaline urged the Captain to check their status; her training urged caution.
Deliberately, she released the cryogenic chamber's restraint straps whilst listening to an AI-generated status report: they were on track, orbiting gas giant Kepler-1708b, trailing its exomoon; the relief!
After satisfactorily running the shuttle's manual checks, it was time to reanimate the crew.
They looked peaceful, lying there in adjacent chambers. If only!
Bethany, she trusted implicitly. But Patrick? He was the Admiral's nephew. And Bethany's ex. Moreover, a total liability.
No denying it, this mission was all about the Admiral's revenge.
He'd seconded Bethany because she'd unceremoniously dumped Patrick. Trish was there after publicly rejecting the Admiral's advances at a Final Frontier's Christmas party. The Admiral's embarrassment accounted for Patrick's presence. Terrific.
Whilst waiting for her crew to awaken, Trish landed the shuttle, launching the ecodome beneath which they'd conduct the mission's research: was Kepler-1708b-I a viable outpost for humankind?
Unspoken, she'd guessed, could humankind survive such a journey? She'd kept that suspicion to herself.
***
"Remind me," Patrick moaned on their first trip to the surface, "What godforsaken planet is this?"
"If you'd paid attention," Bethany admonished, "you'd know this is Kepler-1708 b-I, an exomoon."
"A moon? It's twice the size of Earth, stoopid," Patrick said, trying to be clever.
"Patrick," Trish said, struggling to remain objective, "Since launching, how long have we been cryogenically frozen?"
"100 years?" he shrugged.
The girls looked at each other, gobsmacked.
"Try 22,400, dickhead," Bethany scoffed.
"No wonder I'm starving," Patrick muttered, wandering off further into the ecodome.
"Trish?" Beth asked, "Why didn't we stop and jettison him over Gliese 876d?"
"Hell-lo. Your voices carry inside here," Patrick whinged from behind whatever craggy outcrop he'd gone to bother.
"Rules is rules, kid," Trish whispered. "Unless he puts us in mortal danger, he stays. Especially as he's the Admiral's nephew."
"Privileged posh boy's what he is," Beth added.
"That, too."
"Guys, look what I've found," Patrick panted, shuffling towards them holding something wriggly between his fingers.
"WTF? Like, procedure? Don't move!" Trish yelled, hurrying to fetch a container.
Seconds later, Beth asked Patrick, incredulous, "Are you going to eat that?"
'Fucking! Idiot!' Trish shuddered.
"Mm, Trish?" Beth suddenly ventured, "Don't want to worry you, but…"
The Captain pirouetted: the wriggly thing was suspended over Patrick's open mouth. Worse, behind Patrick loomed an unmistakably-related colossal wriggly thing.
"M-m-mortal danger?" Beth stammered. Trish nodded like her head was on springs; the girls fled towards the shuttle.
They didn't wait to see whether the colossal wriggly thing or exposure upon Trish retracting the ecodome got Patrick first.
/end
© Jason Darrell, 2022
Image: ESA/Hubble, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
The Brief:
Thanks for dropping by to read another of my bashes at flash fiction.